Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.
Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
by E hates Q January 08, 2024
by Smart person 10 June 14, 2022
When an obese persons belly folds over their genitalia and they can't wash it thoroughly so a green fungi begins to grow in the fold.
by Goober February 20, 2015
The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.
by PossibleDefiner February 07, 2024
Micah green is a ganja-consuming, top tier rasta. He loves to eat plantain chips, eat bigga and fart inappropriately. For some reason he excessively uses the joke “Jamaican me crazy”.
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