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Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...
Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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guitar hero god

more commonly reffered to as "kristen" or a person that is extremely good at the game "guitar hero.
boy that guitar hero god is sure rocking this place up with her amazing skills.
by K Pi May 29, 2011
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When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god
"WHEN SHE BANBANING ZAZA STYLE ON YOUR PIZZA TOWER BUT U A RIZZ GOD!1!1!11"Holds up Thanos gauntlet
by skibidi demure ohio November 25, 2024
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Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.
The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!
by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025
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vector of the gods

A common expression used by lots of regular people to refer to wine and how it's so tasty that gods consider it to be their vector.
Kieran: Oh man, kava tastes like ass but this wine truly is the vector of the gods.

- Nathan: Don't you mean nectar of the gods?
Kieran: I... uh... no. I mean vector. It's a common expression. Look it up. But don't look it up for about 15 minutes.
by Sieran Karri December 13, 2023
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Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!
by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018
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