Luxury Box

Choosing to use the handicapped stall in a public bathroom. The "throne" is higher, there are shiny handrails, and more room in the handicapped stall than in my first apartment.

Bob wanted to relax on his only break from work, so he brought the sports page, his iPhone, and chose the Luxury box to do his bidness.

by keysersoso May 5, 2014

Retarded banana in a box

Why the fuck would you look this up

Like seriously, you are a retarded banana in a box.

by Poopyman64 May 8, 2023

Grit Box

The imaginary box that must be checked every day if you want to stay gritty.

John: Look how good those cookies look, pass me one.
Liam: Check the grit box, don't eat the cookie.

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Box Oscar

Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.

I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.

by 3hourtour July 7, 2024

Box Office

A Moriah Thomas

Don't be a box office all your life!

by gandalftheboi July 5, 2022

shit box

a place where people go to let out magical things

wow bro i really needa use the shit box

by daddy christ is in you. December 3, 2020

Box Office

A place where a girl gets her box eaten, IE your bedroom.

Don: I’m gonna take that girl to the box office
Logan: Yeah you bouta get FREAKY!

by Don “Freak” Smith September 5, 2024