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Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
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Go Skip Rocks

To go fuck off away from here
"Your little brother Timmy wants to come shoot dice? Tell him to skip rocks. "
"We're busy at school. Go skip rocks over at the senior center."
by NightKnightTonight April 20, 2024
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Midnight Rock

(Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.
Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
by MincinMan January 31, 2025
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Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)
That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.
by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022
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wet a rock

by kalibrator January 9, 2018
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Main Line School of Rock

If you go here, you’re either gay or depressed. Most likely both.

Everyone is addicted to vaping.

The teachers and directors are great, the kids are questionable at best.

Let’s be real, the music is mediocre. Every now and again you get an absolute banger but cmon, don’t kid yourself. There’s always at least one song that’s inconspicuously placed in the middle of set one, hidden amongst the decent ones. You know which one.

But if nothing else, main line is better than downingtown. It’s honestly shocking they did bass gods before us.
Wow you go to main line school of rock? You’re so cool!
by Oopdoopoop May 26, 2021
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30 Rock

Hym "Hey! 30 Rock buddies, all right!:
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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