Don't Nut December

You know, Novembers kinda a weird month to not nut. So why not December? Maybe Even Both?

"Hey, Did you do No Nut November?" "Yeah, But I'm gonna do Don't Nut December too."

by zenyylol November 30, 2021

you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

busted a nut laughing

Laughing so hard you bust a nut.

"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."

by halfassed October 22, 2017

Hayden Nut-son

when a chick gets boned by her sexy buff byfriend and then the girls brother comes in then her brother and her boyfriend start fucking her in every way possible vaginal, anal, oral, all at once ect...

my mans sister was getting fucked and hes like hold up leme pull a hayden nut-son real quick because i love fucking my sister up the ass.

by spankasorusrexiepoo May 16, 2011

Free Nut day

On November 17th, you are allowed to nut with no consequence and you won't fail NNN.

November 17th- free nut day
Bob: I don't think i can survive NNN. WAIT IT'S NOVEMBER 17TH. I can finally have a break.

by MY BOI DAVID November 17, 2019

donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed

John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."

by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018

Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.

P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.

by Clypse:] January 21, 2009