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Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018
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Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.
by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020
mugGet the Retarded Rim Jobmug.

quick job

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"
by Goochenberg October 10, 2013
mugGet the quick jobmug.

Good job

The 2 most harmful words in the english language
Person 1: look how good i am at drumming
Person 2: good job
by Lildhansen February 11, 2018
mugGet the Good jobmug.

Roman Paint Job

To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.
Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!
by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025
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bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.
"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"
by jfishyy February 1, 2022
mugGet the bald jobsmug.

Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
mugGet the Costco Salt Jobmug.

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