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Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021
mugGet the Serious Fucking Guymug.
The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024
mugGet the Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)mug.

Renderforest Guy

Renderforest Guy is one of the most deserving when not the most deserving 4 party character to be in smash. #renderforestguyforsmash
by kloiti February 18, 2021
mugGet the Renderforest Guymug.

Big Guy Army

Hell. The Big Guy Army is literally hell. Everyone hates the people in the Big Guy Army.
by IAmTheDanger,Skyler March 13, 2022
mugGet the Big Guy Armymug.

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013
mugGet the Poof guysmug.

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
mugGet the Salad Guymug.

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