Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

Denim Jack with patches

A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.

Oh wow look at his indie-ness with his Denim Jack with patches.

by heatherrrrrrrrr August 22, 2011

hit my jack

to like hit someone up on they phone (milwaukee wisconsin slang)

what’s up shawty, you a fire bitty on what!
hit my jack later girl

by milwaukeeslang May 29, 2023

jumping jacks on the d

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone

Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone

by Condolences Jordan February 7, 2022

jack off a titty

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties

"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"

by rocky69420 April 5, 2022

Simon Keough-Jack

Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.

This YouTuber is such a simon Keough-Jack

by Wancle June 22, 2018

Lil Jack Sparrow

When you snuff a blunt using your ass as a cigar cutter from fear

After the smoke sesh ryan pulled a 'lil jack sparrow' and singed his ass hair

by Jaxius Arrow November 5, 2020