poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

jitter poop

To shiting balls of poop rapidly at once where it sounds as a mine craft pvper jitter clicking his balls off

Yo Ethan I was jitter pooping all day yesterday and couldn’t eat it all😤

by @Chockymonkey November 12, 2019

poop job

when someone eats the feces of their partner

I did a good poop job

by sploogeleakage October 24, 2023

poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014

i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"

freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha

by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019

i love my poops!!!

poops=yogi

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!

by unfixingclamp98 October 16, 2022

Potato Poop

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

by The Real Windows XP May 18, 2018