St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 3, 2022

John

People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.

"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Why, we already have a John!"

by JohnHater6942069 December 11, 2023

John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023

John

Syrena parham love John with all of her heart and she'll never let go of him she's deeply in love with this person.

John is the best person that you'll ever met.

by Love_. June 13, 2018

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

John

A typical specimen of John is on the heavier side, and also on the darker side. He shares many similarities with an ape, and he's likely a fiend for bananas. His intelligence leaves much to be desired, but he manages. All Johns have one thing in common: Taylor Swift Fangirling. John is an absolute fiend for Taylor Swift, and will go to any lengths to get his grubby little hands on her music. A typical John outfit is something akin to a jean jacket, with some plain colored shirt, and jeans. John has lofty dreams, and he hopes to one day establish the Fifth Reich. Undoubtedly, John idolizes someone named Adolf. He also smells.

Person 1: "Man, did you catch a whiff of John today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."

by johnhater123 January 30, 2024

John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023