James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.

" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"

by jimmehjam December 2, 2023

James

James fine as fuck all the ladies want him.
Example: the realist nigga wit a fine face.

He a goat at football too. And he real he not fake!

Omg that’s James girl you better shoot ya shot 😝

by Justpostingshit215 November 20, 2023

Barthomule James Jr lll

barthomule james jr lll is chain of memes coming from a guy named barthomule james jr lll

That nigga barthomule james jr lll has some dope ass weed

the penis on barthomule james jr lll is massive

by that nigga alton April 1, 2022

James

a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.

“have u heard what james did”

“yeah what a cunt”

by pussydough January 28, 2023

James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.

"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"

by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020

james hansen

huge cock

you have a james hansen

by sugarbush9 June 10, 2016

James

So cute, sexy as EVER, and everyone wants him around them. He is a short man however, he is a very funny person which you would die laughing too. His eyes are so adorable in a way you can't look away from them and his hair is so slick no man can ever compare to his. Always gets the girls surrounding him and is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY handsome!!!

"Wow, that is one true James," the cutest girl in middle school says.

by XXGUCCIBOIIXX April 10, 2019