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December 13

*kisses best friend
“Kyle”!
“What? It’s December 13”.
by okay yeahhh December 12, 2021
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December 26th

the day after christmas when you have to wait another 364 days and you realize you have to put away all those chessy christmas decorations and lights.
Oh boi its December 26th fuck!
by random dudesz January 4, 2020
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December 12th

National punch anyone shorter than you day! If you have a short friend, or know anyone short, be sure to punch them on your way past them.
John: “hay jimmy”
*punches*
Jimmy: “why’d you just punch me?”
John: “it’s December 12th”
by Lame.weirdo.222 December 11, 2020
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December 4

Boys arrive at school
Boy 1- *uses sign language* hey it’s December 4
Boy 2- *uses sigh language* oh yeah now be quiet
by Littlejonny cotton tail December 3, 2019
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December 7th

December 7th is national havedessert for breakfast day. So make yourself some nice cake or any other sweet you would like...
omg I cant believe that we eat dessert for breakfast today
I loveeee December 7th
by AymelioLOSEE7576 December 7, 2019
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December 8th

Only the baddest bitchez are born on this day. Any wedding held on this day should have at least 3 nicki minaj songs and feature a crucifixion of cardi b. On this day everyone must get 6 inch nails and look like an hour glass hailing QUEEN nicki.
Have you heard of our lord and savior Nicki Minaj, as today being December 8th I think it would be right for you to learn of her.
by barbz number 1 October 3, 2021
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December 3rd

Give your loved one (can be partner, friend, bestie, family, etc) your sweater and say it looks better on them than it does you. OR force them to give you theirs and force them to say it looks better on you than it does them. (Conan Gray reference for Heather Day :3)
You: "hey bro" *cutely gives sweater*
Bro: "WHAT."
You: "it looks so much better on you than it does me :)"
Bro: "why did you do this?"
You: "it's December 3rd silly!"
Bro: "wtf"

OR

You: *forcibly takes their sweater* "Thanks bro"
Bro: give it ba--"
You: *hypnotizes them*
Bro: "it looks so much better on you than it does me...😵 💫"
You: "OMG STAWWWPPP >///<"

(Yeah uh... you might want to do this to a conan gray fan specifically lol)
by JollyXD September 16, 2025
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