fuck bitch

A woman you use purely sexually.

Q: Do you like her?
A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

Mind Fuck

a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general

I was on a carnival ride when suddenly it went the opposite way I thought it would go. I got so confused that I was totattly mind fucked.

by gregoravichqoqoqqq December 16, 2008

fuck animal

someone that acts like an animal in a disgusting way

baron.. aka fucking bradly

by santiago aka fuckface September 20, 2003

laser fucked

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.

dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.

by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007

Fuck Sauce

Ejaculate.
Synonyms are: crotch sauce; cream of the crotch; cream of cock soup; banana cream; smelly jelly; trigger lube; penis paste; orgaz ooze.

Don't get your fuck sauce on my keyboard, you ass pirate!

by Urizen July 13, 2003

eyeball fucking

When a person looks at your significant other and the intent in the stare is sexual intimacy, oral, dirty thoughts.

Can also be used when one is staring you down in hopes of intimidation. synonymous with mad dogging.

Hey dude, why the hell are you eye ball fucking my chick. Should I leave the room so you can continue staring at my girlfriend.

After the football coach reprimanded the players and made them run a mile, a few of the players began glaring intently at him. In which the coach responded "If you guys keep eyeball fucking me, I will go to your house and donkey punch your mom. Thanks"

by manic cavy March 5, 2009

Fucking A Trade

When you make a trade that makes everyone else in the league say "Fucking A!" Phrase originally coined by Oakland A's GM Billy Beane. Applicable in any major league sport, fantasy sports, or to the average fan whose team makes a stupid, or savvy, trade.

KC Royals Idiot: "I just traded Johnny Damon to the A's for two no-name minor leaguers!"

Slightly Smarter KC Royals Moron: "Fucking A!"

by Crew Middle Fork December 1, 2004