J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.

Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.

by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008

female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆

Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now

by 🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride B1tches July 8, 2021

D-Bag Harris

A man who puts money in the stonks market and holds gme to the moon

Did you hear about D-Bag Harris he lost all his savings.

by Finalceeg June 8, 2022

d d d

word reference says it mean dallas

d d d poggers

by anonymous February 16, 2022

on D

when someone is on your dick.

“she was on D bro. i wanted to kill myself.”

by kurayio March 4, 2022

Mary D

Mary is a very pretty and smart girl. She's usually very tall but her height is amazing. Everyone wants to be her and the boys are all in love with her. She is polite but will kill you if you do something wrong. But either way she loves all her friends and would do anything for them

Person 1: Who is that she's really tall and pretty
Person 2: Oh thats just Mary D
Person 3: I wish I wear Mary D

Person 1 and 2: Saammmeee

by heyyyyyyyboo February 1, 2021