Louisiana Hole In One

When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.

Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”

by Tboner310 May 13, 2021

one fucking minute

a thing Billie Joe Armstrong from green day said once

Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.

by reallystinky May 14, 2022

Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea

Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one

by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019

One World Government

Money duh, use every form of Tao(w) good and bad as one army.

One World Government,

by MineOwedWu's July 28, 2021

Wedge in a dry one

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022

Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

by Jcoop336 June 28, 2023

philip with one l

Someone who has corrected people mis-spelling their name so many times that he accepted that he's name os spelled with a double "L"

Friend texting Philip: Hey Phillip, do you want to split a G ?

Philip replying:(with deep anguish and despair) It's spelled philip with one l , but yeah sure whatever...

by EdenHazard's Cousin October 13, 2018