farting ass bitch

Someone who sucks ass at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a bitch.
Gosh, Ryan is such a farting ass bitch.
by Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww November 13, 2016
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four window fart

blowing air out of your gludies maximus after intaking food that your stomach does not exactly agree with.
I was sitting in the car and all the sudden i smelled this horrible stench! It was so horrible, that we couldnt get rid of it unless we rolled all the windows down in the car.
hence the word "four window fart"
by Sammyy Wilson October 16, 2007
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Pop fart

A release of air from the eyelid/eye socket, resulting in a popping/farting sound
My eye totally just pop farted
by cerbercus November 20, 2009
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bloody vaginal fart

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.
HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.
by callmegrizzly January 11, 2011
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Muay Thai Fart

When you go up to somebody sitting down, pull their head into your ass with both your arms in an abcentric motion, and hold it there while you rip ass
Dude! John just muay thai farted Tom and the fart got in his mouth, and he couldn't do anything about it because his head was being held!
by paulyh October 15, 2011
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Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.
(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart
by That'll be the phone Reg December 05, 2006
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farting arround

In short, messing arround, wasting time (usually someone elses rather then your own) etc.

Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.

Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.
Damn it Bill, we could have had this work done an hour ago if you woulden't have spent the past hour farting arround.
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