Side effects

Kombucha trials 001

Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"

Iam "I don't know... Google it."

Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"

Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."

Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "

Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"

Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."

Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"

Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."

Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

The D.R.E Effect

Everytime The Next Episode plays, it is most always followed by Still D.R.E

Person: Why does Still D.R.E always follows The Next Episode.
Person2:It's the D.R.E effect

by Chili Bobsleds. June 4, 2022

The Macarena Effect

When nobody knows the actual lyrics to a song, and they only like it because it sounds cool.

The Macarena Effect is, of course, named after the song of the same name. Most people only know two of the words in the entire song.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2021

The Maya effect

The Maya effect is when one person is unreasonably mad at another person for a very small reason or in some cases no reason at all. Any attempts to question this outburst will be swiftly met with more aggression This uncalled for aggression is often combined with a lack of communication towards solving whatever issue may be present. The Maya effect is unlikely to last longer then a week but an apologies are incredibly rare and none have been documented so far

Person 1: "Hey man my girlfriend is so mad at me right now she won't even tell me what I did."
Person 2: "Have you tried talking to her about it?"
Person 1: "Yea I did and she just gave me the silent treatment and cancelled our plans for tonight"
Person 2: "Damn bro. Your really suffering from the Maya effect right now."

by Finn's Fin December 10, 2021

Ramchurun effect

When a person with darker colored skin whom which is not of african descent still makes use of the n word. sometimes this effect starts from childhood, however in most cases this illness is gained after the subject gets a perm (curls) or dreadlocks

He got dreads and don’t know how to act, he gotta have the Ramchurun effect for sure

by cockgobbler51 December 13, 2021

Barista Effect

The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.

Jack always tipped Jill extra at Starbucks due to the Barista Effect.

by Butlerman December 13, 2021

the rakela effect

the rakela-effect appears when you simp for a lot of guys only because of their looks. This effect is widely known to be highly contagious.

"wait, is it just me or does he look kinda fine."

"omg you're right, he does. look at that."

"oh wow, I think I have a new crush."

the rakela effect is more serious than I thought it would be

by sundaeservice December 14, 2021