penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 30, 2022

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 13, 2020

miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.

Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

by Yourmum9000 July 03, 2021

paci-fish

a new term for an ugly vegan

man that linda is such paci-fish

by ill kick Eli's ass November 28, 2020

Fish react

To have a message reacted to (mostly in the form of emoji reactions on Discord), by the 🐟 emoji, to display that one believes said message is worthy to be reacted to by a 🐟 emoji.

tf is the deal with fish reacting i don't get it
|🐟|

This man above me, fish react him.

by Stonmann March 27, 2024

Matt Fish

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.

That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.

by Rw46og November 01, 2020

matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

by FishBone555 April 06, 2018