penis ball sack

A term used to describe a godly figure and an acsended being

Person1: "Hey Greg, wanna go watch a mov...."
Person2: "Don't speak to me mortal I have become penis ball sack

by Shovel_n_spade_wade November 5, 2019

brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021

“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.

Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis”

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY

by Lugs69 January 10, 2022

The Penis Power Slam

The act of taking your unsuspecting victim, putting your dick in her ass, then taking her upside-down and slamming her head first on to the floor as hard as possible.

I gave Samantha The Penis Power Slam so hard, her neck snapped and she went in to a coma for 3 years! When she woke up... I did it again!!

by Pubic Dreadlocks July 9, 2009

Penis Buh-Tuh

the way kobayashi sensey says peanut butter

>_< "why you say penis buh-tuh? go to kobayashi corner!"

by bah bah May 4, 2007

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005