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C’mon Man

A phrase to use when answering a question, and you have no clue as to the answer, and possibly don’t even understand the question.
Reporter: Mr. President, what is your administration plan to control US border crisis?

Mr. President: The US border? Hey, look, the border, is……you know, the thing….as I stated earlier….and we’re certainly doing something somewhere to……..you know…..to control it. C’mon man!
by Sharon DePussy January 22, 2022
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Swagr Man

is a guy who fucks bitches and gets money.
by swagr man May 31, 2014
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Orange man

Orange man was the previous salty president of the great Nation of the united states and maybe even caused a massive mob. What can I say? Someone who looks like carrots is just another disaster waiting to happen.

Oh and just another Meme GenZ will make.
Person: "hey dude look at this meme."
Other guy: "OH HEY THAT'S ORANGE MAN"
by That_Chickenwitch1991 February 15, 2021
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Fart Man

Man with a hairy butt and won't shut up about his gold hairy big butt.
by UncleJamesGame March 4, 2021
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Fan-Man

A male who impersonates the same love and devotion to a band as what a 13-15 year old girl would have. He is usually worrying older than this age.

If truly a Fan-Man, he will make it his priority to buy merch, go to gigs and attempt to star in their music videos.

Popular bands of Fan-Men are 5 Seconds of Summer, All Time Low, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, You Me At Six and Muse (to name a few).

Fan-Men can be inappropriately seen as being slightly feminine, which isn't always the true or the full story, but can be worryingly accurate.

These men can make good friends or more, and can be matured with age. Like a fine whiskey, if they even know what that is.
1. "OMG! I'm such a Fan-man, I luv this song!"

2. (usually a response to 1.) "Dude, this is a bar, not a girls changing room. Stop being such a Fan-man."
by Fan-man August 4, 2014
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Cactus Man

Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").

Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.

Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.

Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.

Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
Look out, Cactus Man just walked into the room.
by Fadoodles October 26, 2018
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Electricity Man

A man who works with electrical equipment.
'That light's flickering a bit. I better get the electricity man over to fix it.'
by Count Crumpet September 20, 2015
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