jack haynes

super handsome smart strong boy may go by the name john

#hottie

#smart

#strong

he is like a jack haynes.

by lauren kennard October 21, 2019

flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.

Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.

by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

JACK D

Has enormous hairy back muscles that everyone fears. He smells like a sweaty man ejaculated into his face and farted into his eye.

Dam is that Jack D? He sure smells like it.

by SweatyMensCheeks August 28, 2016

The Union Jack

He'll ban everyone who plasy Era on graal.

The Union Jack banned Dell Melvar.

by ShoFo October 1, 2003

Jack Shaw

Usually has a small peen,can be a lanky twat and is shit a fortnite.

Jack Shaw has a very small pee pee

by ShcwobleSchwib April 29, 2019

High-Jack

The act of filling a bong with Jack Daniel's, and upon finishing, taking shots of the bong water.

Dude my roomie and I had some Jack left over and decided to high-jack his 2 footer.

by Tricky-Dick July 9, 2011

Dry jack

When you beat your meat without watching porn or reading porn

Oh Jeremy did i catch you dry jacking oh well time for the incest video

by Ilikebigcarinsurance August 19, 2019