by cerbercus November 19, 2009
Get the Pop fartmug. the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.
HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.
by callmegrizzly January 12, 2011
Get the bloody vaginal fartmug. When you go up to somebody sitting down, pull their head into your ass with both your arms in an abcentric motion, and hold it there while you rip ass
Dude! John just muay thai farted Tom and the fart got in his mouth, and he couldn't do anything about it because his head was being held!
by paulyh October 15, 2011
Get the Muay Thai Fartmug. When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.
(email to Old Fart Mailer) -
Hello Mr O Fart,
Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.
Thank you
Lauren
(email from Old Fart Mailer) -
Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.
Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,
Mr Reginald O Fart
Hello Mr O Fart,
Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.
Thank you
Lauren
(email from Old Fart Mailer) -
Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.
Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,
Mr Reginald O Fart
by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006
Get the Old Fart Mailermug. In short, messing arround, wasting time (usually someone elses rather then your own) etc.
Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.
Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.
Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.
Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.
Damn it Bill, we could have had this work done an hour ago if you woulden't have spent the past hour farting arround.
by An optimist with experience June 2, 2005
Get the farting arroundmug. by IsraAlien November 12, 2003
Get the Cotage Cheese Fartmug. Basically a gay person who likes to prance about , making sure you know his gay . Used in beavis and butthead
by Markymark996 January 1, 2020
Get the twirling fart knockermug.