Cat

An animal that lives rent-free in your home and attacking your hands and feet when you walk by.Also attacking your legs when you walk near it.It's covered in fur,has whiskers,In my opinion they are cheaper than dogs.

"My cat is very fat and spoiled to the point that it dumps 1 time a day at least and bugs me for food"

by I love cats :) December 7, 2023

Cat beater

Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.

My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.

by lovelypanda610 April 9, 2024

cat frogger

When you use a laser pointer to get that god damn neighborhood cat to run into the street.

"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.

by sirfiggin June 8, 2016

Cat

Cat is the coolest thing on earth because of how it has so much energy and it looks crazy

Ooooo i love this cat it looks like a big fluffy ball of fur

by Hehehepenny-hehehe January 9, 2022

a cat in the basement

A paradox

If you are Irish and don't drink on St Patrick's, don't be surprised if someone calls you a cat in the basement.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2015

Cat Whooper

A wannabe tough guy . The type of guy who would be scared of the family Dog, but would whoop the Cat.

You ain't tough, you are just a" Cat whooper"

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

Cat

The pure evil

What cats favourite number 666

by Ender10354 April 15, 2018