chocolate nut fudge

When you creampie a black girl and she shits on your nuts

"Ugh dude I wanna go get chocolate nut fudged!" Said Tom

"What the fuck, man?"
Said Henry

by The giver of Info February 11, 2022

fat nuts day

a day where all the men and women and children with fat ass nuts gather at the cum house

person1: ayo what day is it today i see ur nuts dragging to the floor.

person2: thats because its international fat nuts day honky!!

by scientific name for a pig October 3, 2021

Alaskan Nut Tug

An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.

Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."

by Bill cosbo October 7, 2021

Andy is deez nuts

wtf andy are you ok?! dumbass?

who tf says andy is deez nuts? what a dumbass

by AndSkies September 25, 2021

Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

by Polarisation June 19, 2023

dick and nut torture

like cock and ball torture but funny

person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid

by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 2, 2021

Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.

"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."

by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004