Man with the Fuzzy Nuts

Another term for a cop, particularly one parked on the side of the road running radar or a small town cop.

"Hey there's a cop ahead."

"I see him, the man with the fuzzy nuts."

by LilClanMan August 3, 2023

Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.

My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

Theodors left nut

haha tedde din left nut är på urban dictionary

Theodors left nut should be a fortnite skin

by Kapera October 3, 2023

The Rusty Lug Nut

The act of twisting just ONE nut into a chicks balloon knot, then pulling it out with a little doodoo on it and proceeding to drag the poo smear across her forehead.

Bro last night Rowen gave some nasty lot lizard The Rusty Lug Nut, bitch had a 6 inch shit smear across her forehead.

by Bronoun69 October 6, 2023

dick and nut torture

like cock and ball torture but funny

person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid

by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 2, 2021

Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

Are you butt nut squash wild?

by Steve seagull July 9, 2022

Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.

"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."

by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004