Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

John

A Tight Bitch

I got john (a tight bitch)

by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019

john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden

John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"

by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019

John John

A NPC that will only interact on commands

I had to press x to make John John interact

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

John Cusacked

When you fuck a girl so well she has to call in sick for 1 or more days, and walks funny for several days.

Bro, I would JOHN CUSACKED that!

by Kamedian January 24, 2011

John Samuel

John ...this name is used by more of the population in Christian ..this define him to .
A god worshipers Jesus Christ ..
They known for Intelligence, innovative persons , introvert,craziness , helping nature ,caring fellow...

He have u met ever John Samuel he is ....very caring person he helps me alot in my work...

by Crazy fellow. 12345 November 23, 2021

Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity

God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022