Guy 1

Some random guy who lives tens of thousands of miles away from Guy 2.

Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2

This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.

Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Such a guy

A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly

*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy”

by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022

Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok

A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”

1. Jesses 14!
2. He’s fruity
3. Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok

by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022

Pick Me Guy

A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.

He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.

by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022

F.B.I GUY

An epic story that redefines the action genre, with compelling characters, good story, and good set pieces.

“Hey, a new season of F.B.I GUY just dropped; want to ‘F.B.I and chill’?”

by Bionicthrower49 May 26, 2022

Goofy ass bummy homeless guy

A stupid guy or girl usually named Jackson or nicknamed raker. These people are goofy enough to jump off a bridge onto cement.

Your Goofy ass bummy homeless guy is being really crazy. He keeps on asking to f my girl.

by [e-mail] May 28, 2022

Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.

"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."

by Loapher May 30, 2022