Black Ops Ping

The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."

by Keyarsten April 13, 2011

Albino Black Sheep

Someone who differs from the rest of their family by being relatively normal. The other members may be wild partiers or mentally unstable or anything else with a generally negative connotation while the Albino Black Sheep is tame/sane.

Bert: Yo, I had a foursome last night with the triplets Becca, Betty, and Bernice. Should I go for their sister Brittany tonight?

Bob: Nah dude, she's an Albino Black Sheep, she's not as easy as her sisters.

by Ebaum S World June 9, 2011

Black-ops mission

A term used in male circles. Of military origin. Meaning to do a dirty deed on the down low.

Guy 1: Black-ops mission bro. Panty raid time.

Guy 2: Yeah, I got the ski masks!

by Ramman April 27, 2014

men and black that shit

The thing you wish would happen after a really awkward moment, like you could just pull something out of your pocket and make everyone there forget everything.

Totally fell on my face at school the other day, so embarrassing. I wish I could've men and black that shit.

by Justin.Farrr March 3, 2015

Nigerian black eye

Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea

"Yo, sally was such a freak! She got me to give her the nigerian black eye

by vapedaddy69420 December 31, 2018

Black Clown Cock

You know you are fucked when a black clown cock is coming towards you, usually found on black clowns and are much larger than the average black cock, around 20 inches average

I saw a black clown cock that was 51 inches.

oh shit here comes a black clown cock say goodbye to your anus

by longdiccnibba69 February 18, 2019

Black Hole Fart

Its when your fart is so grand and so thick that all matter is blown out of proportion and life it self stops to bask in the glory of your ass dust that had created a global effect.

1. Damn, Rickey pulled a Black Hole Fart and I think time skipped a beat

2. After my business meeting I ran to the bathroom and released a Black Hole Fart so grand that the mirror shook and the paint peeled

by Irish stereo type 333 November 13, 2017