I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.

Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.

by Pigknucks April 9, 2021

bulging nigga penis

A big, girthy, fat, juicy, creamy, sticky, raging, bulging, surging, throbbing, ejectulating, fucking, masturbated, hairy, veiny, long, wide, hard black cock

Wow! That’s the biggest bulging nigga penis I’ve ever seen!

by anonymouskechard May 9, 2022

“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.

Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis”

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY

by Lugs69 January 10, 2022

Penis Pussy Jam

The product of intercourse where a child is successfully conceived and born.

Is a child just a penis pussy jam sandwhich?

by ColdplayFan72617 April 17, 2022

My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021

pumpin puma penis

a mixture of monster, cocaine, and redbull boiled to 10 celcious an then cooled to slushie consistensy to create....

PUMPIN PUMA PENIS ENERGY DRINK

WOOOOOOO IM SO FUCKIN ENERGIZED !!!!!!!!!!! THANKS TO PUMPIN PUMA PENIS

by ASS CASTER July 15, 2021