October 31

Slap your taller friends day. Anyone who’s taller than you gets slapped

Short person: hey you know what day it is?
Tall person: oh no
Medium sized person: it’s October 31st, slap your tallest friend day!

by Gaybottom October 31, 2019

October 31

October 31st is halloween and also national scare your bf/gf day! On October 31 you get to scare your bf/gf how ever you want. You can scare them with a prank, jumpscare, etc. Today you have to scare your bf/gf and make sure they get scared no matter how many times you have to try and scare them.

Hey look there's my bf/gf, it's October 31st, so i'm gonna scare him/her.

by TheGirlWithAWord October 31, 2019

October 31st

Halloween- the spookiest day of the year of course!! Trick or Treating (or staying at home and crying because you’re lonely)

ALSO KNOWN AS THE FATEFUL DAY THAT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FINALLY ANNOUNCED THEIR RETURN!!!!

J: Hey dude, it’s October 31st! You know what that means!!
T: OH YEAH! HALLOWE-
Gerard Way: OH HEY BY THE WAY-
*insert the screaming of thousands of Killjoys*

by edgy ass fuck November 1, 2019

October 31st

October 31st is national bully Jersey day. It is a day where the friends of Jersey come together to bully and mess with her.

I love October 31st, it is the best feeling when I bully Jersey!

by IwasPartying69 November 1, 2019

October

Spooky month.
The month for all things spooky.
That’s because of Halloween.

Me: Stop playing Christmas music. It’s still October.

by More Espresso, Less Depresso November 1, 2019

October 30

If your birthday is that day you are a living legend.

You have a 9 inch plus dick size. You're a stud at everything you do.

Górniak was born on October 30 she must have a big cock.

by UrDadGay November 1, 2019

october 91

October 91
Is a day where everyone finds out your a dumb fucking bitch, good luck bitch

Go around telling people that it’s time to celebrate

Person 1 : hey it’s October 91,have you seen that girl I forgot to tell her that she’s a dumb bitch
Person 2: oh I forgot too

Let’s go find her

by 263628/)728278484 November 1, 2019