Short for green haired girl.
The sexiest being on planet earth. Somewhat of a witch. Is able to perform and carry out spells. Most notably was able to make workplace crush“middle aged white man” go from taken, to single, to taken again in a matter of months. Although high energy and high volume most the time, is one of the most caring, loving, and sympathetic individuals around. Also has the ability to make a 40y/o go from sex drive of 2.86 to 999.99. Once energy paths are crossed there’s no holding back plus I just love the sh1t outta her. Also referred to as red, macaroon, or baby.
The sexiest being on planet earth. Somewhat of a witch. Is able to perform and carry out spells. Most notably was able to make workplace crush“middle aged white man” go from taken, to single, to taken again in a matter of months. Although high energy and high volume most the time, is one of the most caring, loving, and sympathetic individuals around. Also has the ability to make a 40y/o go from sex drive of 2.86 to 999.99. Once energy paths are crossed there’s no holding back plus I just love the sh1t outta her. Also referred to as red, macaroon, or baby.
Anyone: Did you see Green today?
Me: Yeah, smokin’.! {thinks to self: I can’t wait to put my face in her muffin and F’ the sh1t outta her later, mmmmm}
Me: Yeah, smokin’.! {thinks to self: I can’t wait to put my face in her muffin and F’ the sh1t outta her later, mmmmm}
by F. L. Agoon December 31, 2022
Get the Greenmug. New internet slang basically saying “Green, Fuck Nigga.” Quote originates from a 2k meme of a man hitting a 3 and stating those words.
by Didionroeblock February 27, 2024
Get the green fnmug. by Djbigpenis8 December 7, 2023
Get the Sofi greenmug. In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023
Get the International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Daymug. When a leprechaun eiaculates into a napkin.
by Lanaslayer January 17, 2018
Get the green doileymug. There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 25, 2024
Get the Green Ghetto Dwellermug. 