men and black that shit

The thing you wish would happen after a really awkward moment, like you could just pull something out of your pocket and make everyone there forget everything.

Totally fell on my face at school the other day, so embarrassing. I wish I could've men and black that shit.

by Justin.Farrr March 3, 2015

Nigerian black eye

Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea

"Yo, sally was such a freak! She got me to give her the nigerian black eye

by vapedaddy69420 December 31, 2018

Turkish Black Ball

When someone wraps a rubber band around someone else's nuts and snap the rubberband until their nuts turn black.

Hey Tommy, wanna do Turkish Black Ball?

by Retard Association August 19, 2022

Black Clown Cock

You know you are fucked when a black clown cock is coming towards you, usually found on black clowns and are much larger than the average black cock, around 20 inches average

I saw a black clown cock that was 51 inches.

oh shit here comes a black clown cock say goodbye to your anus

by longdiccnibba69 February 18, 2019

Black Ops Ping

The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."

by Keyarsten April 13, 2011

black pudding dick

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom

Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021

big black monkey

a scary monkey that is black, can't swim, and fast as fuck

omg that big black monkey stole from me!!!!!!

by KarsCaulk December 1, 2022