Boxed

Hangover so bad you don't leave your house all day.

It was a boxed day, oh well.

by bozonwords February 6, 2019

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

Sandy Box

Sandy Box refers to the unpleasant experience of getting sand inside female genitals.

Not sure what is wrong with Bill, he's acting like he's got a sandy box today (or ..acting like he has sand in his box...)

by BDouble February 13, 2019

Bento box

The grill or teeth and jaw area

Man this dude got his whole Bento box knocked out his mouth

by Dr.T_fame February 18, 2019

Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

Lava Box

Hot ass pussy.

What’s ol’ Lava Box doing? Because I’d like to hit thst shit.

by XjCaesarX September 22, 2018

Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018