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5 o'clock Charlie 

When your boss does somethnig just as you're about to clock out that fucks up the rest of your day or weekend. Typically, this is comprised of a request for you to do some work and is due to laziness and/or lack of preparedness on their part.

This is a reference to an episode of MASH where the enemy would fly in everyday at 5 o'cock and drop a bomb on the camp's garbage pile.
Darcy is such a shitty boss. She came in to my office just as I was clocking out and told me she needed the last 2 weeks of bank records before I go. She knew about this request a long time ago but since she sucks as a manager and a human being, she thinks it's okay to routinely drop these 5 o'clock Charlies in my lap.
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2 o'clock turn 

The 2 o'clock turn is an event that happens every day at 2 during the work week to avoid the midday slump. It's a time for you and your coworkers to take a break and do something funny, relaxing, or to wake up for the rest of the day. Basically take a break to recharge your brain! At Brewer's Lantern we like to take shots of Red Bull and go live on instagram or post stories and challenge others to turn as well!
We need to do the 2 o'clock turn before I fall asleep
Get the Red Bull ready... it's time for the 2 o'clock turn
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Titus O'Neal 

One of only two wrestlers who literally fell down on the job, the other being the Shockmaster of course
OMFG, Titus O'Neal just fell on his face during his entrance!! XD
Titus O'Neal by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

jan-o-gram 

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“I got a buttload of jan-o-grams up in my inbox today.”
jan-o-gram by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Bed O’ Clock 

A nonspecific time to use to get out of a situation during the night
Brad: Bro you ready for this part tonight! I’m going to use the creamy ceaser on Stacy
You: Oh well look at the time it’s bed o’ clock seems I must go
Bed O’ Clock by Phraxation December 15, 2018

Kyle O'connor 

Kyle is the type of man to use peanut butter to jack off while watching incest porn and sitting on a pineapple.
wow Kyle O'connor how did you fit that pineapple up your ass.

whats your name? mine is Kyle O'connor are you going to eat that pine apple
Kyle O'connor by PH101Gaming January 31, 2019

F.O.F.U. 

F.O.F.U is a acronym

Fear Of Fuckin Up
PERSON 1: Man , Ive been working hard on these goals for years now. That pressure sometimes really be giving me that F.O.F.U.

PERSON 2: Bro , kill that noise, you got this, you've had this. Doubt will set you back if you let it grow.

PERSON 1: * HITS WEED * Your right , thanks I needed to hear that today

PERSON 2: I'm not a actual person , just the weed talking

PERSON 1: Shiiiit, well, fixed my F.O.F.U. so I'm gonna keep talking to this mirror
F.O.F.U. by MultiVerseAll February 8, 2019