Friend Zone

Chris Rock once said something like :--

You know one cool thing about women, women get to have platonic friends. "He's my pal, he's my bud, he's my pla-ton-ic friend...I love him like a brother, he's my bud, my platonic friennd."

Men don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked -yet-..."as soon as I figure this out, I'm in there!".

I mean, we got some platonic friends, we go "Oh no I got some but they all by accident - every platonic friend i got is some women I was trying to fuck, i made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone - Oh No! I'm in the Friend Zone!".

"you're really great, you're just such a good friend" and a million derivatives there of. Most likely being said around the globe as you read this.

by Postman_Pat September 19, 2004

Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015

The Splash Zone

The area in which one is subject to getting wet from female ejaculation.

Kaner needs to throw on the poncho and ski googles because he is in the splash zone tonight.

by j bone July 14, 2013

zoned

In a non-ordinary state of consciousness, especially one in which one is removed from physical reality; in a trance; out of it; out to lunch; dreaming while awake. Probably derived from 'The Twilight Zone', a TV program dealing with fantasy, science fiction, the occult, etc. Also 'zoned out', 'zoning'.

The driver of the truck that hit me seemed to be completely zoned -- the cops took him away, and left me sitting on the curb.

-- I'm by myself, but I'm not alone / I spend a lot of time in the Twilight Zone. -- (James Taylor)

by anarcissie January 20, 2011

The Cool Zone

A time in history where it's cool to learn about, but was total shit to live through.

"Have you seen the historical stuff that's been happening in the news recently?"
"Yep, we're definitely living in The Cool Zone, this shit sucks man."

by CYA59 May 29, 2020

Twilight zoney

When shit is like the the twilight zone

Hey tom
What?
We the same lunchbox
Thats some Twilight zoney shit there man.

by Awesomey September 9, 2009

Ho-Zone Layer

Something that will be depleted unless something is DONE!
LOL

They say the ho-zone layer over Philly will be gone by 2012.

The ho-zone layer is beginning to have a greenhouse effect over in Amsterdam.

by zerocoolx December 29, 2009