sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!

Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?

by crazy joe August 10, 2004

Weenus

The act of inserting an erect penis into another man's pee-hole.

Johnny had to gauge his pee hole out for weeks before he could fit Billy's boner in there and weenus all night.

Typically considered fifth base.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

weenis

Its when your playing tennis but WE are the ones playing tennis.

Lets go play a game of weenis

by tim waltman April 4, 2005

weener

A term used by immigrants who speak minimal english in reference to those who cross the U.S.border first.

"Jose crossed the border before la migra caught the rest of us.He's a 'WEENER' !

by Jeff8A December 25, 2007

Weener Cleener Soap

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.

I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

Ash Wednesday

The act of deliberately putting a cigarette out on the forehead of an opponent.

The next time that son of a bitch Bob rats me out to my girlfriend, he's getting an Ash Wednesday and a pair of Irish Sunglasses!

by colinzz July 31, 2011

wetness

Another name for a female's vagina or pussy.

Man, that sex was whacked--when my length entered her wetness--wooee!

by Sean May 8, 2004