Valentine

Something you'll never get

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.

by urmami69 February 21, 2022

Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government

"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"

by bamcki February 11, 2020

Valentine

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Literally ever. Usually called Val, or V. They may overthink a bit and just feel guilty for no reason (me too). Overall an amazing person.

Pete: “Yo, did you see that new kid Valentine? They’re so cool.”

Frank: “Honestly.”

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Valentine

Shin Tsukimi’s bf

Valentine: Shin Tsukimi is my boyfriend.
Mickey: oh

by Shin Tsukimi’s bf August 18, 2023

Valentin

Valentin is a guy who would 100% be friends with someone who is named Alex. Valentin is actually quite funny so if you have a friend that is named Valentin then keep them hoe, anyways yea they are pretty nice and just so fucking funny like god damn chill imma evaporate😟 anyways be nice to them cause they go through shit and they are so fucking nice

“Damn your name is Valentin?”
“Yea”
“Besties now”

by Alexisachad May 22, 2021

star valentine

a very kind and caring girl who will love you and love hard .

type of person who will care about you more than she cares about herself .
a girl that does not give herself the credit she deserves . she is very smart and is the strongest person you will meet .

star valentine

she is a very pretty person

who makes my heart beat faster than a bullet

by moonvalentine February 2, 2023

Valentine Dupont

-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.

Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.

Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?

Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.

Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.

by 15.11.S.Secret. November 23, 2021