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Valentine's Day

The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
Babe, happy Valentine's Day! I'm broke today.
by docbac15 February 14, 2014
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Valentin

He is a bitch.
1.Valentin Gogan
by Sarmalesimamaliga August 26, 2017
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Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.
Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube
by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021
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Valentine

A really nice and cute looking girl who turns out to be ACTUAL GOD, LIKE SHE IS GOD
Every night i pray to Valentine before i go to sleep
by Lucypokemonmastress November 22, 2021
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Valentin

Young blonde German boy that fucks all bitches around. No matter which party he is at, there is not enough alcohol for Valentin. No teacher is secure of his fun and no girl of his 15'' dick.
Oh no, it's Valentin
by merlsadan December 31, 2016
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Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed
A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."
by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019
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valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020
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