beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

traffic hot

When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up.

"Damn, trish is traffic hot!"
"What do you mean Ryan"
"Well chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."

by CraftyPrattle December 10, 2013

Traffic Cone

A girl named Leticia that wears orange and white

Shut up traffic Cone

by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020