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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
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So you have been doing the same thing all along.
Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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Torture time is held on november 6th by satan and is directed at a certain individual deep in the friendzone.
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