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Todd

Somebody’s who loves an old cock block! Too insecure about there own non-existent sex life so interrupt overs! Also loves a porky bum wank.
Charlie: I got todded last night
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡
by Hannah todd January 10, 2020
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Tyler Quinn-Todd

The realest mf around, Tyler is that one loyal Asian friend that is fire at video games and slings mad dick. Tyler is a legend.
Yo look at my nigga Tyler Quinn-Todd wrestle that polar bear while banging that model!
by Certifiedmilkchicken May 9, 2023
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Todd

todd will throw a tanturm
by Panchorfooddudes October 6, 2022
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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heath todd

has a huge fucking cock and sticks it in all the thotties bumholes. He'll swing the other way if need be. Cannot stress how big his dick is. Like Huuuuge
"Heath Todd Fucked me last night"
"Was it good?"
-No response due to the person dying from his cock
by ill_al March 3, 2018
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Todd

Loves cats and their friends. Todd is the favourite of the friend group and has the best personality by far. They have u big brain and love maths.
Kiké: Todd I love you

SAM: shut up kiké I love Todd

Kiké: whatever man

James: jababa jequavion
Holly: *why am I here*
CAITLEN: we should go to jd

Alfie: holly you should leave i hate you DIE and I don’t love Todd I’m in love deeply with james
James: hehe 😉

Elliot: why you guys doing this😭 *wtf is going on*

Todd: guys shut the duck up I am trying to concentrate

Everyone: okay baba
by Babybaba November 30, 2021
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