Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster

Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.

by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024

thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.

I got Susie to do the thirsty hamster at the drive in.

by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024

thirsty hamster

When your man lays over the open sunroof naked and you suck his dick like thirsty Hampster.

I only drive cars with sunroofs so I can play thirsty hamster with my girlfriend.

by Bunny22 March 20, 2024

Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.

I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024

Thirsty Perv

A guy who insatiably craves putinanny and excessively messages women on social media to initiate a hook up

Wow the thirsty pervs sure are on the prowl tonight

by Cheffintilldeath February 27, 2026

thirsty

1. (of an activity, weather, or period) inducing thirst.
2. possessing or displaying intense arousal or sexual desire.

1. Modeling is thirsty labor.
2. She's not looking at you. Stop being thirsty!

by Arminkshipper March 1, 2026