Skip to main content

Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.
Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025
mugGet the Thanos Maxxingmug.

Thanos

by Thanos Gaming October 9, 2018
mugGet the Thanosmug.

Thanos Car

Thanos Car is a purple car.

Thanos Car has won the piston cup twice and helped thanos secure that epic victory royale.
by Forknife December 3, 2018
mugGet the Thanos Carmug.

thanos papi

as sexy asfresh garlick bread. the sexiest of sexy bois and if there is one thing he likes is feet pics
girl 1: that guy is so hot

girl 2: yee he looks like thanos papi
by thanos baby April 30, 2019
mugGet the thanos papimug.

Thanos

A big prune teleporting in space in need of his 6 special stones.
Has a rock fettish
Thanos likes em rocks ;)
by TheUrbanMeaning;) May 3, 2019
mugGet the Thanosmug.

thanos

a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.

#BETRAYAL
why you grounded?

I'm a Thanos.
by 12121212121212121212 January 3, 2020
mugGet the thanosmug.

Thanos

Thanos is a smart, sexy guy coming from the beautiful country of Greece.He's passion is towards women and chasing good life.Thanos mostly he's appearance is on point and it is mandatory to combine it with a sexy beard.Thanos' goal is to chase a financial freedom and raise his status.But he tends to have a hate towards African people and calling them with different ways(negros,mauros,arapis) he thinks they are useless and have no reason to exist.Thanos is a machine during sex asserting his dominance towards women in order after the sex to send them in the kitchen to make him a sandwich.
First Guy: oh crap there is an arapis over there.
Second Guy:You better hide him because Thanos is going to clap him.
by ThBoiiiiii November 20, 2021
mugGet the Thanosmug.

Share this definition