Soap

A slippery substance used for washing your hands.

I washed my hands with the soap.

by Flop090 August 21, 2023

Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute

Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”

by gobbleman August 1, 2022

Soap Response

A "Soap Response" is a conversational response that shows ignorance, or controversy-fueled responses. Responses can also be nonchalant.

Guy 1: "You're stupid, on god."
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response

Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response

Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response

Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response

by league99 May 31, 2024

Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024

Soap

The best thing to ever walk this earth

Hey, why is that soap walking?

by I like orcas June 12, 2018

soap and grope

When you finger a girl in the shower while lathered in soap.

Last night after sex I gave that girl the soap and grope

by BIG THRUSTER February 14, 2023

gay soap club

The Gay Soap Club is an iconic trio who are known for taking pigeons, demonstrating bullying and showing the art of being a homosexual.

I saw the Gay Soap Club today. I asked them for an autograph.

by vemmoyo October 6, 2022