A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.
Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018
Get the Noahmug. A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by Noah Is an Awesome guy January 28, 2021
Get the Noahmug. The kid who tries to hook up with girls but can't. Acts like he's good at basketball but really he suck dick.
by A man named Aka who like takis February 18, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.
by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017
Get the Noahmug. The sensible, yet fun one out of a group. Noah is strong leader with an assertive personality, and isn't scared to share his opinions and draw out debates. A tall, handsome, pure-hearted man. Everyone loves hanging with him, except a few other gentlemen too intimidated to let their guard down and like him. Probably very passionate about their religion/beliefs
"Whoa, I wonder if he's ever considered becoming a preacher or some influential speaker".
"Yeah, Noah is a very good speaker"
"Yeah, Noah is a very good speaker"
by b_becca02 September 10, 2019
Get the Noahmug. 