When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
Get the Kansas City Mudslide mug.The act of, getting on google and yelp to find the most poorly rated Mongolian restaurant in the area.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
by Doctor Holliday June 24, 2023
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by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024
Get the Colombian Mudslide mug.You do this when you have to urinate but do not want to stop having sex, the male simply pulls his penis out of the vagina and enters the anus. At this time the male should quickly urinate. Once the male’s bladder is empty he should slowly pull out and reenter the vagina quickly and reach orgasm as rapidly as possible. A mixture of urine, feces, ejaculate and other lubricants both natural and synthetic will at this time empty simultaneously from both anus and vagina. The flowing stinky river of fluids can be affectional referred to as the stinky mudslide.
With two young boys intimacy was very rare for Allyson and Adam. They were pressed for time. This rare moment of sexual explosion needed to happen now. Adam made the call … He would not be going to the bathroom. The Stinky Mudslide was their only option.
by HingleMcCringlebery August 31, 2015
Get the Stinky Mudslide mug.When you have such a fibrous diet that you're able to poop directly into someone else's asshole. Typically used in a sexual manner, occasionally as a threat.
by Boobagahangas May 9, 2020
Get the Arizona Mudslide mug.The act of shitting in a public place and leaving it for someone to step in. Bonus points for letting it slide down the leg and onto the floor.
by Polaroid_Wolf December 4, 2024
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