lube up for monday

To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.

Sorry I'm late, I had to lube up for Monday.

by billyboombox January 10, 2015

Max out Monday

The act of going off program to potentially destroy your body with the excuse that its max out Monday by attempting; A max deadlift, max squat, max bench, or all of the above.

“Looks like Tom is doing another Max out Monday.”

by Wolf strength September 22, 2019

moose knuckle monday

A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.

Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!

by Silky mane May 13, 2016

National Monday day

A good day to spend with friends

Holy crap it national Monday day

by Gavrow06 February 8, 2021

Monday Shine Day

On monday shine day (aka every monday) you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)

ITS Monday Shine Day!!!!!!!

by pop off kween November 14, 2020

I hate mondays

Polite version of “I hate niggers”

Can be used out in the open without consequences. Besides, who likes mondays?

That guy over there was trying to sell me crack! I hate mondays!

by Mrslagathor December 5, 2020

melanin girl monday

It’s the day in the week when we all appreciate the beauty of females with woolly hair and brown skin
Inspired by white girl Wednesday and Spanish girl Saturday

“Bro I’m so happy it’s melanin girl Monday can wait to hit up the ebony section”

“White girl Wednesday was Ight but I’m lookin forward to melanin girl Monday”

by p00peds3o0 June 17, 2019