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Luke

Just a fucking idiot. The most unfunny, inmate active guy you could possibly find. Lukes are known for smelling like shit and having a terrible sense of fashion.
“Bro, that guy over there smells like ass.”
“Oh ,him? Yeah, he’s definitely a Luke.”
by MansionWhore3 March 6, 2019
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Luke

He's insane he finna kill you with a golf club, his uncle (tony) taught him how to do EVERYTHING that he knows.
Oh look it's luke, RUN!
by Shlükey May 20, 2019
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Luke

pulls bare birds yano, can literally destroy any conversation with one sentence, also has the powers to control and persuade any mofo including himself to do anything of his command. Luke's normally hang around with lower class people to improve his self confidence and ego. Luke's will only go for a chick if she is above an 8, anything under an 8 is considered pure dirt from a Luke.
#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init

#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here
by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018
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Luke

A luke is a simp who is usually always caught simping
"oh is that luke? Oh it is! Still simping"
by Xxchar1a1a May 9, 2020
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Luke

Someone usually if the “douche” nature who likes do show off and brag about stuff that nobody cares about. Luke’s usually don’t get along with many people. If you know a Luke please donate to his make-A-wish
Did you see Luke?

Yeah I feel bad.

We should donate to his make-a-wish for mental retardation!

Yeah.
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Luke

fucking sexy, loyal, 400% White Caucasian. Plays C.R. (clash royale)

His friends are C.R. addicts
by HEE bung June 4, 2019
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Luke

The act of going to a gay bar with a burrito and paying a man a lot of money for special time
by Sloppy wang May 7, 2019
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