LAMP

Laughed Audibly Might Pee

Was created because of an autocorrected ‘lmao’

Guy: *sends meme*
Guy 2: LAMP

by Orange.Juice.Man November 17, 2019

Lamp

A person acting like an idiot. Meaning someone who does not understand or have a clue.

Shut up you lamp

by steven159 May 25, 2024

Lamp

When you're having a good dream, seeing a lamp indicates the dream coming to a close, this usually happens during dreams that involve you being happy, ex: becoming rich

Guy 1: I'm sad my grandfather died, but I did inherit all his money.. so now I'm rich! and set for life!
The lamp: ...
Guy 1: FUCK

by girono Giovanna the gangstar July 09, 2024

Lamp

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.

You are a huge lamp

by bored696 December 19, 2014

lamp

Lamp means to hit someone hard with your first, essentially another word for punch

Best friend: she’s been making up lies about you,
Me: I’m gonna lamp her

by mushybaba June 04, 2024

Lamp

LAMP is a texting term that means “Laughing, As, Much, As possible”

“Kelly is such a dumb bitch, lamp”

by Mic Holder July 07, 2022

Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality

I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself

by Tom28281 January 17, 2024