Kevin

My mother fucking man if u touch him look at him or talk to him I’ll beat your head into a wall🙃 he is mine forever 😘 my nigga the best y’all go find u a Kevin but stay away from mine 😤😤😤

“That nigga Kevin fine asf”

“Yup that’s my husband leave him alone he don’t want u he wants me bitch 🙃”

by 🙄🙃🙃🙃🙃 December 24, 2018

Kevin

A french hot guy who's very selfish but can be very generous when he needs to be. He has curly hair and wolf type like eyes. He usually goes for younger girls with brown straight hair.

Woah who's that tall senior there flirting with a freshman?

That must be Kevin

by Tom Husband December 29, 2018

Kevin

A Kevin is truly one of a kind. He’s funny, smart, goofy and just everything you’d need in a boyfriend. He’s an idiot, but that’s what makes him so precious. He has cute little face and a smile that’ll make you just melt. He can be a sarcastic asshole at times, but it doesn’t matter because he’s just that amazing. His sense of humor is one like no other. He’s just hilarious. The word judgement isn’t one in his vocabulary. He’s accepting of everyone. Kevin’s are just the greates. Did I mention they have amazing hair?

Look at him, he’s so precious.

Hmm, by any chance, is he a Kevin?

by A bitch in love with a Kevin January 7, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is MaxMoeFoe's shiba inu dog, he is the cutest dog throughout history. His nickname is Big Kev.

Girl: "Omg have you seen MaxMoeFoes new puppy?"
Guy:"Yeah, Kevin is the best dog in the history of the universe!

by epicgamer43 June 14, 2018

kevin

Kevin has the biggest forehead on earth its not even funny how big it is

Yo look at kevin jesus he is my bff for now on

by xonohomo June 18, 2018

Kevin

A lonely boy, that doesn't have many friends. He can sometimes be annoying but he is really funny and and a lot of people laugh at his jokes. Sometimes he can get mad where he punches you or ignores you. Not a lot of people care about him. People call him gay. But in reality he isn't. He's really funny and can make you laugh all the time when be says moist fries.

Kevin likes moist fries.
Kevin is lonely.
Kevin does not have many friends.

by Xoxomissmia June 30, 2018

Kevin

Mostly used in german to describe a person as stupid retard.
Persons called Kevin have a hard time.
Also sometimes persons whose name isnt Kevin get called undercover Kevin because their fucking stupid.

Person 1: Look that stupid idiot just said "do u know da wai".
Person 2: Whats his name?
Person 1: Kevin.
Person 2: What a fucking coincidence.

by Stoney7333 July 8, 2018